The
Alternative Dictionary is comprised of words which if Samuel Johnson
had thought long and hard enough when he wrote his Dictionary, he may have used
many of the Awesome Foursome's meanings. Indeed the Word "Dictionary"
could well mean "A rather rude board game which uses NO pencils"
The Awesome Foursome are soon to be publishing the Alternative
Dictionary and we give a sneak preview of some of the words to be included
below. If you have a suggestion to be included please fill in the boxes:
Your Name
Suggested Word
Alternative Description
Sample Words
Constable: Recently shaved fanny
Interval: Someone who can only reach sexual pleasure with a women of a certain
name
Interstellar: See Interval
Discharge: Jamaican riot police manoeuvre
Distill: Jamaican Cash register
Excel: Released Prisoner
Spatula: A handicapped single man
Words donated by others:
'I found some words for your alternative dictionary':
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over
by a steamroller. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Lymph (v.), to limp with a lisp. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Negligent (adj.) , describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the
door in your nightie. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
